For those of you who don't know the story:
While in VA for Yeom's wedding, we ordered pizza and JP volunteered to pick it up. Papa John's was a mere 4 miles away, and only two right turns to get there, therefore necessitating two left turns to get back. Cut to a hour and a half later, when we get a desperate phone call, consisting of one word, said in a defeated voice, "Help."
Somehow, JP had managed to get so lost, he was clear on the otherside of town. And so, hence forth, he was dubbed in true mafioso style, John "Two Turns" Pignata.
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